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Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”

My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”

Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”

My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.

Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”

By Fallout Boy

Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.

Me: This year I lost my best friend

Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA

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This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

The signs that think this post is 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 sign me the fuck up👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit squad: Gemini, Aries, pieces, Sagittarius

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